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Nano Torch for $14
Let There Be Light Anytime with This Keychain Flashlight
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Who's afraid of a little dark? Not you, that's for sure, as long as you've got the Nano Torch on your keychain. This ultra-bright LED light has been machined out of durable stainless steel to fit comfortably on your keychain or zipper to give you instant light whenever you need it.

  • Tough, durable design makes the Nano Torch built to last
  • Attaches easily to a keychain or zipper for use whenever you need
  • Nichia LEDs provide 50,000 hours of continuous use

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  • Material: stainless steel
  • LEDs: 5mm Nichia
  • LED life: 50,000 hours
  • Batteries: 4 LR521/179A alkaline watch batteries

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  • Nano Torch
The 2017 World-Class Design Asset Bundle for $29
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Work with the tools of professional designers and greatly accelerate your workflow on all kinds of projects, from full ecommerce sites to a variety of mobile apps. These templates and assets are expertly hand-crafted to be easily integrated into any project as a perfect foundation off of which to build interactive, exciting apps and sites. Whether you're a design hobbyist or serious about a freelance career, you'll be good to go with this massive bundle.

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VR ShineCon G03 Virtual Reality Headset for $24
Immerse Yourself in the Power of Cinema with This Virtual Reality Headset
Expires April 22, 2017 23:59 PST
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KEY FEATURES

Experience the thrill of virtual reality without breaking the bank thanks to VR ShineCon. The G03 headset converts 2D movies into picture-perfect, HD 3D cinema, fully immersing you in the films you love. Featuring an ergonomic design and adjustable pupil distance, you'll be able to completely customize your experience to your own specifications.

  • Turns 2D movie into fully-immersive 3D films
  • High-performance & high-precision lens provides a clearer picture & better view
  • Adjustable pupil distance & headband let you customize a comfortable experience
  • Compact design lets you enjoy anywhere - on the couch, standing, sitting, anywhere

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  • FOV: 90-110°
  • Dimensions: 175mm x 140mm x 95mm
  • Weight: 242g
  • Material: ABS plastic
  • Lens: HD optical resin lens
  • Lens diameter: 42mm

Compatibility

  • Supports all 4.7" - 6" Android and iOS smartphones

Includes

  • VR ShineCon G03 Virtual Reality Headset (blue)
Salesforce Administrator and App Builder Certification for $79
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Expires May 22, 2017 23:59 PST
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Salesforce is one of the most customizable and powerful customer relationship management (CRM) tools on earth, and is used by companies like Snapchat, Hulu, Fitbit, and many startups to deliver effective business solutions. These companies are currently looking for Salesforce Administrators and are willing to pay big money to qualified people who can help them become more efficient. In this extensive course, you'll learn how to tailor Salesforce for specific purposes and understand the declarative capabilities of the Force.com platform to create new applications and automations to perform complex, but routine tasks. Salesforce is all about simplifying business processes, and knowing how to use it will drive your resume to the top of the pile.

  • Access 15 hours of content 24/7
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  • Implement automation, security, debugging, data validation, & customize apps
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  • Develop new applications using the declarative interface & Force.com fundamentals
  • Configure a Salesforce user interface

PRODUCT SPECS

Details & Requirements

  • Length of time users can access this course: 1 year
  • Access options: web streaming, mobile streaming
  • Certification of completion included
  • Redemption deadline: redeem your code within 30 days of purchase
  • Experience level required: all levels

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  • Internet required
  • Mac OS X 10.6 or later
  • Windows XP SP3 or later

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The online courses at Certs School give folks the chance to throw their careers into overdrive without ever leaving their cubicle. Designed to let students learn at their own pace, the courses give people the chance to learn everything from analyzing big data to using business tools such as Salesforce. Every course is designed by industry insiders with years of experience. For more information on this course and instructor, click here.
ALIEN: COVENANT - THE LAST SUPPER scene has been released!

Don't you just want to hug Danny McBride all through this scene?

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Hey folks, Harry here...  In a strange way, Ridley Scott's ALIEN: COVENENT has just snuck up on us.   Soon it'll be March, SXSW and then quickly - we'll get ALIEN: COVENENT upon our cinemas.    At SXSW, Ridley is coming with some cast members from the new film to introduce a screening of his original ALIEN.   Some are thinking Bait & Switch, but I'm thinking we'll get something special...  but really, I just wanna see Ridley Scott introduce ALIEN at the Paramount theater.   That's like all the awesome!   I'll be 2nd Row for that.   Anyway, during LEGION tonight, Fox unleashed a link to this - It's no monsters, no effects...  it's basically a table room scene.   The last hurrah before a long Cryo-sleep.   McBride looks so great in this.    Seriously, it tickles me all the way through that he's in this.   Now - take a look:
 
 



Isn't that just the bee's knees, the cat's pajamas, the whole enchilada! Already, I want to love all of them. A space family of co-workers. Like those you know, right? Man, what a year of film we have laying out to distract us from political travesties.  Don't you just want to hug Danny McBride throughout this scene?
Keep it cool,
 
Harry

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Fake News
Dry Bones,MSM, Fake News, Main Stream Media,  According to Wikipedia:
Fake news websites (also referred to as hoax news deliberately publish hoaxes, propaganda, and disinformation purporting to be real news ? often using social media to drive web traffic and amplify their effect. Unlike news satire, fake news websites seek to mislead, rather than entertain, readers for financial, political, or other gain.Such sites have promoted political falsehoods in Germany, Indonesia and the Philippines, Sweden, Myanmar,and the United States. Many sites originate, or are promoted, from Russia, Macedonia, Romania, and the U.S.
The Oys of Yiddish
We Jews have seen the rise and fall of many civilizations. We need to hang on as the world seems to be spinning out of control again. Keeping us together is one reason for our new books. That's why Jewish Curses (along with our other new books) is now on a book shelf at Amazon's author's page at Amazon. Take a peek and let us (the LSW and me) know what you think. http://amazon.com/author/kirschen
If you live in the UK or Israel-> https://Amazon.co.uk/-/e/B01MU9MHV2
Mobilfunk-Branche zwischen 5G-Zukunftsträumen und Alltag
Die Mobilfunk-Branche schwärmt schon jetzt von den künftigen superschnellen 5G-Datennetzen. Einen HD-Film soll man dann in weniger als einer Sekunde herunterladen können, die Reaktionszeiten sollen so kurz sein, dass man sogar ein Auto per Funk steuern könnte.
Relationship Goals

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Crooked Media Live: What The HELL Did TRUMP Do Now? (Episode 1)
Crooked Media Live: What The HELL Did TRUMP Do Now? (Episode 1)

Crooked Media Live: What The HELL Did... 36:30
The Crooked Media team (Jon, Jon, & Tommy) talk about the National Security Council, the latest Russia madness, and the fight to save the Affordable Care Act all while enjoying a few brews.
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Keywords: Crooked Media POD Save America Facebook Live Jon Favreau Jon Lovett Tommy Vietor Donald Trump National Security Council Russia Affordable Care Act Obamacare
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